The Kingdom of Womble 13327 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.611 billion Womble 13327ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Womble 13327ian economy, worth 176 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,182 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,091 per year while the poor average 2,393, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, organ donation is compulsory, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13327's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 13327 is ranked 226,011^th in the world and 1,205^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.38 flags saluted per person per day.